Metaphors Inspired by Allergies

Today the trees are spewing green-yellow pollen through the air, and whether I can see it or not …

  • My ears feel as if they each have a mushroom stuffed inside
  • My head feels encased in a hippo’s head.
  • My nose is a swollen pyramid1436376381_907183_1436376487_album_normal
  • That leaks
  • And dribbles
  • My upper lip is abused by paper tissues
  • My nostrils are crusty as pizza dough
  • And my mind is like that kid in class that says, “huh? you talking to me?”

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